Chris and Jordan, the charismatic YouTube duo that often provide succinct-yet-entertaining camera and lens reviews opted to review a battery powered hand warmer muff. Or as the cri-de-coeur might be called in their native Albertan (using pursed lips,) “the whittle battewy-powered fuzzy-wuzzy hand warmer.” We presume this constitutes an effort to get themselves declared persona non grata so as to be eligible for refugee status in a country to the south.

Real Canadians are allowed to purchase such devices, but presumably to leave out in the woods on remote camera setups to keep batteries from failing due to freezing. And other activities indicating personal indifference to cold.